Don't Forget To Brush!

I am standing in the bathroom, I look up and what do I see? A toothbrush hanging right over me!!!

Someone had a "bright" idea to suck the bottom of the toothbrush to the light in the bathroom!!!

I LOVE IT!!! Kids are so random, and their randomness makes me smile everyday!!!

Come to find out it was Trapper :)

He made my day.

Educated Insult

The other day Rider walks very confidently into the bathroom, climbs up on the counter and starts washing his hands. He looks at himself in the mirror and makes this very disgruntled look. Before I could even ask him what was wrong he announces~

"Trapper is a neuron."

He finishes washing his hands while freezing the look to his face, and commandingly walks out of the room.

Even though I know he meant moron, I was so impressed that he used such a scientific word. Maybe I will teach him dendrite next :)

Manhood Restored

I was on the phone with Lance, telling him that Rider was watching a Strawberry Shortcake movie. Rider exclaims " Don't tell Dad I was watching that...it's a girl show!" Then the disgruntled Rider talks into the phone to his Dad and says "I was watching a Power Ranger show...she forgot (meaning I was mistaken about the movie he was watching). Rider then looks at me with the face of " WHEW!" "That was a close call." I guess even at 4 years old your man-hood can be at stake :)




I posted it to my Facebook status :) I couldn't help it!