I was in the basement (semi-scary basement) doing laundry. I am shot, pooped, drained, tuckered out. I look up. There it is, in our home, a time switch. I saw there, in a switch the answer to my problems. All I had to do was flip the switch and I could pause time!!! Time itself would stop!! It said it was a "Time Switch!" What else would it do?
Then it says "if light burns" and gave a few numbers to call if the light burned out. To my dismay, the numbers didn't work.
But my light is burned out! What do I do now? I couldn't stop time, because the light was burnt out and it wouldn't work now. So, do you wanna know what I did?.....another load of laundry.
This switch in my basement totally cracks me up! It makes me feel like I am in an episode of "Lost."
I will have my light re-lit when I go to church tomorrow:) PS, I am giving a talk ! Argh!
PSS The switch was for an old septic system...that's all I know!!
5 comments:
Too funny! Sorry your light is out. Maybe it'll come back when kids go to school (when is that for you?) and you have a routine. I love and miss you! You'll do so great with your talk. I wish I could be there!
very cool post. My light will be re-lit today as I go to the Temple dedication.
Your light is never totally out.. it is too bright!!! How did the talk go? I am sure it was FABULOUS!! Call me anytime... maybe I can send a shock through the phone to make the light brighter!! Love you!
Wow, I wish I had a time switch in my scary basement, all I have are cockroaches and spiders!
YOu chic are awesome! My talk went very well! I didn't mind it at all! Maybe 'cause I like to listen to myself talk:) My light is bright again..and I try to never let it go dim:)
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