Our next-door-neighbor girls brought over a Wal-Mart size bag of string cheese (sticks). When they came up missing, I wasn't entirely surprised when one of my children found the cheese stick filled bag in it's entirety
in
MY
COUCH!!!
Seriously? How does that happen? You want to know what else is terrible? When Moqui had her puppies she jumped on our couch and before I could get her down she birthed 2 puppies. I SUPER scrubbed my couch, and now I have an aversion towards it( so super gross). But to top all that off, knowing our history with treasure troves being dug up from the depths of our davenport, I checked, dug and double checked and double dug for another puppy that may have fallen into the mysterious beyond of the o'l chesterfield .
Even now that the puppies are a month and a half old, I still find myself wondering and triple checking for some skeletal remains of a tater-pup.
The allusive beyonds of my couch bewilder me. How does it happen? Is there some systematic form to the loss of our items...an unnatural gravitational pull, maybe? Perhaps the mice in our house have something to do with it all. Maybe they have drunk from some fountain of super intelligence and are now collecting, foraging and storing hoards of foods by means of our derriere lounger.
Is it just me? I want to know!
What have you found? I want the good, the bad and the moldy. Mellissa, you may not have one story. But maybe you have heard a terrible story, maybe it's about me though:) So try and share!!!
5 comments:
You're such a punk...but you're right. I don't have any exciting treasure-finding couch stories. I wish I did, because my wedding ring has been missing for months!
I do love the string cheese story! That would be really creepy if you found an expired puppy in your couch. Let's hope you don't. :)
EXPIRED PUPPY!!! That is hilarious! Maybe your ring is in MY COUCH!!!!
Ok-- I just caught up on you! Great posts. The puppies...so cute!!! Thanks for the pix. I love that you went to the Indians game. I love sporting events. How fun! Can't believe Lance A. is 15...yikes, when does that happen? When you guys get back to you, he's going to be all datish and stuff! Wow! Killin me. He's so cute. I rolled at the couch thing. I mean, it might be an item that doesn't make the trip home. We already have several of those tagged around our house and we still have 2 and half year.. "sigh". Are you looking for houses? Tell me something wonderful so I can live vicariously through you. You are down to what? 8 months! Dying! Tell your kids hi. love yer buns
Jes
Nice post!!! I love it!!! How are you? I always find nice things in my couch ~ I HATE it!!! Oh well, that is life.... right? Except for maybe at Melissa's house!! :)
You are NOT the only owner of a couch with its own gravitational pull. Mine eats socks, forks, trash, remotes, computer mice, wrappers, brushes, hair ties, pencils, scissors, paper, shoes, clothes, movies, books... I once found a small child that I had never seen before covered with lollipops and fuzzballs.
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